Don't ever be caught out supporting the wrong team |
You can always have an excuse to walk around pigeon chested.
You will always be celebrating wins.
People will think you are a born winner.
Keep ahead of all the others and be a perminant WINNER.
Our new range of GLORY HUNTERS FC shirts are now available. On one side it is a MANCHESTER UNITED shirt and the other side it is a CHELSEA shirt. If one of the teams is losing or gets dumped out of Europe, simply reverse it whilst you pretend to be taking a dump in your local pub, and come out with your head held high and still a WINNER.
From this to this in 30 seconds

